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Women Drivers
This morning on the HighWay, I looked over to my left and there
was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up
next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away For a couple seconds And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked
The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To
straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined
the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important
call. Darn Women Drivers
Please Share this Humor with Your Family, Friends and Others
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The Cab Driver
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in the Downtown area on a very dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask a question..
The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window.
For a few minutes all was quiet in the cab, then the driver said. "Look friend, Don't EVER do that again. You scare the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologizes and says he didn't realize that a "little tap" could scare him so much.
The driver, after gathering himself together replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years!"
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