MORON......
Can be of any nationallity, normally male, suffering from doing stupid things that harms oneself or others. Lacks consideration for anything at all, lacks any skills, is uncouth, clumsy, awkward, and dumb. Australians generally dominate this group with Brit Yobs are close behind with Yanks and Cans tied for third third.
TWERP......
Usually found in positions of trust, such as teacher, bank manager, police officer, politician, and in the media. Twerps are a dominant feature of Canadians, specially politicians, and news anchors on TV. Found also in military circles and among substitute ethnic non-white nurses. Cans dominate followed by Kiwi's and the Irish.
DOPE.......
Refers mainly to younger people into their mid twenties. Obvious signs are a complete lack of logic and understanding, with a noticeable disregard for road signs, 'we are closed' signs, and 'no parking' signs. Once brought to task they tend to whine a lot. Brits, Yanks & Cans dominate.
TWIT.......
A very British trait is that of the preverbial Twit. Prone to drop things, trip over things, and fall down open manholes. Once considered to have a shallow attention span it is now revealed they don't have one at all. They are best left in their rooms listening to Rap CD's. Brits only.
COWBOY.......
Flambouyant types who think they're good at doing things but tend to screw up continually. Usually flash by nature and in their dress, they are untrustworthy, unreliable, and often short in stature. They have a pleasant gift of the gab and can con old ladies and fools easily. Brits dominate, then Ozzies and of course the Irish. Yanks are in fact mostly real cowboys - which is a whole other idiotic type!
WIMP.......
A sad group of half-baked mamby-pambies who'd rather cringe at fear than face up to it. Known to crap in their pants, pee in their shorts, and to talk a lot about their mothers. Oddly, many join the military, perhaps to overcome their self-image. Most ethnic groups have their share of these idiots, but Cans, Ozzies, and Brits dominate.
DORK.......
A dork is one of the nicest idiots you'll ever meet. They talk funny, nasally, and through their teeth, and when sitting they let a leg shake a lot. They go on and on about 'Heavy Metal' bands and how ugly Britney Spears is. Tragically they're easily led astray. Cans dominate, then Ozzies, Kiwi's, Irish and Yanks.
TURKEY.......
The All-American idiot, male & female. Named after the fowl they shot almost into extinction, and something they now raise on farms, stuff, and eat at Thanksgiving & Christmas being just four weeks apart. They tend to wear red check shirts, baseball caps or hats that cover the ears, and drive pickups. Yanks mostly, with Cans second, and that segment of Ozzies who love to play American type sports.
CREEP.......
A most despicable type that glides through life prying, squinting, watching, and telling tales. Mealy-mouthed and shifty-eyed they're found mostly in business circles and do well in making money. They're also dirty-minded and have dirty fingernails. Mostly people from camel and donkey countries: (actual racial profile has been censored - because they don't like being criticized) but include glib-talking Yanks.
ASSHOLE (N/A)...ARSEHOLE (UK)......
Assholes/Arseholes are unsmiling, crude, cocky, self-centred individuals who enjoy putting others down. They walk bandy-legged and spit a lot, adopt Hollywood self-images, get really turned on by stretching their arms out holding imaginary guns, drive cars with the glee of a child in a fairground dodgem, and can't drink more than a US pop-sized six pack of weak beer (or worse still - diet beer!) before they become drunk. Yanks & Cans dominate, followed closely by Ozzies, then Brits, Kiwis and Irish.
PRICK.......
A Prick is the kind of idiot that gets something totally wrong and can never own up to being so stupid or backward. He or she will argue their cockup into the ground and eventually go bonkers and cry or hurt someone. A bad loser, a non-starter, and an all-round waste of time. Brits & Cans dominate, then Yanks, Irish, and Ozzies.
TOSSER or WANKER.......
To be called a Tosser or Wanker you have to be a Brit with a complex. Brits think self-gratification (was called self-abuse - how that has changed!)leads to blindness, an addled brain, and eventual death. The remark is made against anyone who makes a mistake, who blushes a lot, stutters, causes a cockup, or who is fat or slow. Brits only.
WHINER or WHINGER.......
Pronounced differently (Whiner - 'whyner', common person. but a Whinger - 'whinjer', is an upperclass person) both are exactly the same. This is the domain of the English mostly who seem to spend their entire life finding fault in everything from the weather to God. Before killing their enemies they'd read out loud 'The Riot Act' simply because they love to whine about things! Aussies are known to whine a lot, that's why they have a nassaly twang from constantly whining about the Poms (Brits). Brits, Ozzies, and Irish.
YOBBO.......
The Yobbo is the cringe of British society. An uncouth, slobbish, foul-mouthed cretin, with a monotone horsey voice who tends to grunt a lot and use the 'F' word at least once in their very short sentences. They attend football matches, particularly abroad and bring shame upon the whole of British society. There is now a new 'anti-social' bill made just to try and curb these apes in human costumes. Deffinitely Brits only.
WALLY.......
A WALLY is a right CHARLIE, or a combination of a twit, turkey, and twerp. Anyone named Walter is called Wally, and that's because the first 876 Walters ever born were all right-Wallys. A right-Wally is a twit who just can't get anything right. Brits mostly with Yanks next (theirs is 'Billy Jo'), Irish, (theirs is 'Seamus') and Cans, (theirs is 'Dudley').
PRIG.......
Can be of any nationallity but most notably English, normally female, and frightfully conceited! These people are self-centred, arrogant, insufferably boring, especially if their wealth is recently acquired and they live in a better than average house that has a gravel driveway. Brits abound in this group and Americans have their share of 'prigs.'
NERD......
NERD is one of those American terms that is neither nasty sounding or offensive. Like their ASSHOLE, not arsehole which asshole really is, but 'asshole', because it doesn't sound so wickedly crude! So, Amerry-cans & Tinny-cans (latter Canadians) invented the nerd, being a combination of their 'turkey' and their 'asshole'. Nerds are therefore dumb twits who bounce when they walk and have untied runners, baggy pants, and a goofy smile! Yanks & Cans only.
PRATT....
A pratt is one of those people who give you the impression they understand what you want, then go and do something completely different. Void of ideas themselves, they'll take yours, alter it, and claim the glory. They also make very stupid decisions when the obvious course of action is right under their noses. Americans dominate this group, then the Irish.
NIT-WIT
Nit-Wits are really quite lovable people, because you can easily recognize them, and keep away from them. They are unable to successfully complete anything outside of making instant coffee, and then it's either too strong, or too weak. These fools (true fools in the true sense) should never be taken seriously. Be nice, but avoid. The Irish excel here, as do New Zealanders, some Brits, and the people from Nove Scotia in Canada.
PILLOCK...
A pillock is a really nice person who sadly seems to get things arse-backwards - that's back to front in non-British parlance - being the kind of twit you send out for fish & chips and comes back with a dead haddock and a packet of crisps. They mean no harm, and were the first people on earth to look as stupid as the unshaven, spikey haired, slovenly morons we see today, yet in their day that's how they looked - as being normal - for pillocks. Found throughout British and Irish society, and now as a trendy look among most males in the western world.
NOTE........
You will see from the above that most of the idiots that wander this planet are Brits. No offence. I'm a Brit. Keep in mind, that the above is, indeed, compiled by a Brit. The true Brit is the only race of people on earth that can honestly and effectively give & take criticism, and most of all, recognize it for what it's worth. If you're going to dish it out - you'd better be able to take it. Therefore, don't feel too much pain if you're a Yank, a Brit, a Paddy, a Canuck, an Aussie, a Jew, or any other flawed race of people. There are idiots everywhere. You....may even be one yourself. And when we say Brit, we mean generally all those tribes that scurry around the rainy isles of Greater Britain. KS.
