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"RANGER"
Peace, quiet, and...yapping PUPPIES?! |

"KYRA"
with a dachshund puppy, both 7 weeks |
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Pups singing: "Home, home on the Range...er"
Ranger: "The things I get caught in this coat..." |

Pup: "A comfy bed is hard to find..."
Ranger: "Darn it! I took a quick walk and look what I stepped in!" |
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Attention all doxies: There's a Rangerdeer on the loose!
Ranger: "Just when I had these wieners convinced I was cool..., grrr..." |
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Kyra: "Dude, ya know there's a weiner dog stuck to your mane?"
Ranger: "Yeh, I wear it on special occasions..." |

Pup: "You're no hammock, Bigfoot..."
Ranger: "And you're no Nike, Runt..." |
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Ranger: "My shadow is awfully small..." |

Raven: "Yup, I'm bad...and don't you forget it!"
Ranger: "UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE! (I hope the Rottweiler next door isn't seeing this)"
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