* "emotional shield!"- josh

* "is that constitutional?"-josh (while asleep)

* "hey! i used to go to that church!"- josh

"what? the hare rabbit bunny church?"- reese

"no... the mormon.."- josh

* "which came first? the color or the fruit?"-josh

* AHA! if i was born 2 years earlier, i would be older than you!"-syd

"you do realize the stupidity of that statement don't you?"-josh

* "he's like err, and i'm like rar!"-reese(with hand puppets)

* "i'm evily mean!"-reese

* "tickle BROKE!"-reese

* "HOUSTON! HOUSTON! i have problems!"-reese

* "SHARP POINTY FANGS!"-ceci

* "i'm playing i win, and the only rule is, i win, so i win!"-mark

* "Biologists grow well..." -Mead, and Max

* "oh look! it's dan's theme song! DOO TO DOO TO DOOO TO DOOOO!"- me n reese

"does dan like his theme song?"- kellie

"it's his favorite thing"- me n reese

* "just smile and nod..."- dan

* "he's matt not selby!"- tabi

* "i'm still as stupid idiot, but at least i am a better stupid idiot than i was."- me

* "i'm your body guard, i need to make sure none of the evil people try to eat you!"- reese

* "i once had a life, then i ate it."- pretzel boy

* "whoah, your body guard has a body guard?! DUDE!"- tyler

* "SUGARGOATS!"- tyler, courtnee, carissa

* "oh look! we're the anti social kids!"- me n erin

* "AMEN!"- erin

* "confusing me is not nice! it hurts the brain!"- me

* "AAH! SHE'S TRYING TO EAT ME! MAKE IT STOP!"- me

* "STOP IT! i have a wedgie."- me

* "eep! its the cow man, he smells like cow!"- me n reese

" "so.. um.. yeah.."- me

* "i wish matt was a flea, because if matt was a flea i could bring him with me everywhere.."- tabi

* "good! now i won't die on the toilet of hunger!"- tabi

* "hi! i don't know you, but here... have a hug!"- me

* "I AM NOT A WHORE! DON'T MAKE ME A WHORE!"- me

* "lines are for conformists.."- tyler

"what's a conformist"- stupid people behind him

* "the only difference between an o and an a is that the a has the little tail at the end."- some dumb guy in my science class..

* found you, found you, found you, found you (singsongy voice)"- josh

* "i'm in dwightland!(singsongy voice)- me n reese

* "you're just a little girl"-michael

"i'm not a little girl, you're a little girl"- me

"i'm a little girl."-michael

"he's a little girl!"- me n reese

* "why are you hmphing me?!"- dan

* "and there goes the point"- dan

* "most people have brains, some just forget to use them"- me

* "it's a metaphor"- tom

"they had those back then?"- allan

* "YOU'RE MEAN!"- me

* "okay.. you're done."- me

* "the bed is an inanimate object!"- allan

"thats what YOU think."- josh

* "i heard that you can't sin until puberty."- allan

"so does that mean you've never sinned?"- tom

"BUUURN!"- everyone else

* "i have a pen... and i know how to use it."- me

* "i'm not laughing at you... i am laughing near you."- tom

* "i'm not making fun.. i'm making funny"- ray romano

* "i smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly."- mr krabs

* "holy spirit=the floating amorphous blob!"- me

* "but the thing of it is.."- kellie

* "MUST GET FRESH AIR! OPEN THE DOOR!"- erin

"um.. hun.. there's no roof.. we're getting fresh air.."- reese

* "TAKE IT OFF! No, i'm wearing it! TAKE IT OFF IT'S MINE! NO!"- (syd and charisse emerge from the other room, allan and asa: *look disturbed*)

* "i don't have to wear clothes.. you can't make me wear clothes!"- me

* "god's love goes round and round, and makes a circle.. and eventually i eat it."- allan

* "allan.. what are you doing?"- erin

"california girls"- allan

* "bleh"- me

"double bleh"- reese

"triple bleh"- me

"no mas bleh"- reese

* "can i talk please?"- tabi

"i don't know, can you?"- tom

* "dear george..."- erich (a cross between God and Lord)

* "i want to be a walking prayer request..."- katie

* "FIGHT THE FUTURE"- X-files

* "THE GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE!"- X-files

* "ALL LIES LEAD TO THE TRUTH!"- X-files

* "DENY EVERYTHING!"- X-files

* "is that the voice that tells me to kill and kill again?"- jane

"no. satan's voice is lower and he has an english accent."- daria

* "ARRGK...GAAAAAGH!! Why couldn't I have been born during an influenza epidemic?!! Or at the base of a volcano?!! Why did I survive, grow tall, and strong, only to squander all of my potential, by becoming a TEACHER?!! WRAAAGH!!"-DeMartino

"When he would've been such a wonderful motivational speaker."-Daria

* "(Over the P.A.) Welcome back students. And remember, the school nurse is in, and ready to take your voluntary urine samples. Show your Lawndale High spirit with the gift of urine."-Li

* "I thought we were having Stove Top? I want none of this soul toast." --Pepito

* "What doesn't kill us only makes us stranger."

* "Statement: Mmmm...strong like rock."

"Reply: Smart like rock."

* "She tackles everyday life with a perverted innocence that just makes you want to give her a big hug... and then stand back very quickly while checking to see if everything is still attached." --Roman Dirge explaining Lenore.

* "Ohhh, come on. You're the Devil." --Jhonen, JtHM #6

* "Damn you and your mighty word probe!" --The Devil, JtHM #6

* "Thar's cookies to be plundered!" --Truman (a cute little duckling)

* "STAND BACK, AMIGO! this is a job for.... THE ANTI-CHRIST!!" --Pepito

* "Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb." --Dark Helmet

* "Money can't buy you happiness but poverty can't buy you anything." --Chris Pearson

* "Wet Jimmy's Gourmet Ass Meats. Do this be pick up or delivery?" --Devi

so um yeah.. there you have it.. many many interesting quotes.. and i still haven't gotten to the moulin rouge, and daria and buffy quotes! but those are for another day... MWAHAHA! *maniacle laughter!"