Owies Brain Hurts. don't hit your head.. it is not wise.. i mean, like in the monty python and the holy grail.. the monks.. it was so funny. on my dvd.. they had instructions on how to sing along with the monks.. terry jones had a little bloodlust there.. it was frightening.. also.. cracking your neck is painful.. almost as painful as banging yourself on the head with a dvd box.. i dunno.. i am really bored.. i am thinking up lotsa randomness to put on this stupid blasted site.. BLEH! ooh. A ramblement.. FUN! ookay.. meh. there are many different uses for a pen.. and i am going to list several. a weapon, a writing utensil, an annoying device, a tool, a thing to pry something apart with, something to poke holes in paper with, a measuring device, something to chew on when nervous, an anti-stress device, CLICK, you can jab it in someone's eye if they try and attack you, you can drive someone insane steadily clicking and unclicking the stupid pen, over, and over, and over and over.. ookay.. i am having waay waay too much fun with this.. the thing is that i did a debate on pens.. clicky vs. non clicky.. here.. i will post it.. *rummages through computer*
Topic: Clicky Pens vs. Non-Clicky Pens
Status Quo: Clicky Pens have replaced Non-Clicky pens as the writing utensil of choice.
Resolution: Non-Clicky Pens should be the writing utensil of choice.
Negative Case
Imagine: What if you were to go to grab a pen, and it was a non-clicky pen, you know the kind with the cap. You go to write your big assignment that is due the next day that you put off to the last minute. But then you get that thing, dreaded by writers everywhere; writer’s cramp. If you would have had a clicky pen with one of the special grips, you would have been safe from this dreaded plague. That is why we think that the status quo should stay as it is. Clicky pens should stay as the writing utensil of choice.
We have 3 arguments for our position:
First: When a survey was given to several people, the general public preferred clicky pens to non-clicky pens.
Second: There are many different health benefits and safety reasons for choosing clicky pens over non-clicky pens.
Third: People who use clicky pens generally have a lot more fun than people who use non-clicky pens.
Contention # 1
When researching this case, I asked 20 different people which they preferred, and 70 % preferred clicky pens to non-clicky pens. A few reasons why people prefer clicky pens are; “because they don’t leak out like the other ones do.” (Ciarra) and “because when you are nervous or trying to think you can continually click and unclick them.” (Kellie) Some other people said that they preferred clicky pens because they are more practical, because you can click them, instead of removing the cap, which would take more time, and this way you can just click, and it’s open. Also, because they are more durable, they are made of metal or harder plastic so when/if you chew on it, it will not break like other pens do. Another reason is because they do not have a lid, thus there is not temptation to remove the non-existent lid, which can cause damage to your teeth. Or makes your parents THINK that you are causing damage to your teeth, which makes them shout at the top of their puny lungs, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR TEETH, THOSE ARE 6 MILLION DOLLAR TEETH, YOU UNGREATFUL WRETCH!!!!!” These are some reasons why people chose clicky pens over non-clicky pens.
Contention # 2
Clicky pens provide a lot more safety and health benefits than their non-clicky alternatives. One reason why clicky pens have more safety benefits is because if presented with a life or death situation, such as being attacked by a vicious pirate gang on the alley streets of Cape Cod, you can pole out their eyes very quickly by just clicking the pen and extracting the pointy end, as opposed to the non-clicky alternative which contains a cap which would take a lot longer to remove thus making it quite possible for the pirates to attack you first. Another reason could be because non-clicky pens have a far greater chance of breaking when you chew on them and expelling ink into your mouth. You could get ink poisoning and die. And that would not be good. One health benefit is that they have the cushy grips. They can help prevent carpal tunnel, which we all know is a very, very bad thing. These are some health/safety benefits of choosing clicky pens over non-clicky pens.
Contention # 3
According to many people, clicky pens are a lot more fun than non-clicky pens are. A few reasons from surveyed people are “Clicky, they are so fun to… CLICK… I am never bored when I have got my handy dandy clicky pen. CLICK!” (Some person online) Someone also said that they enjoy clicky pens because they can annoy people, which is always fun. “Clicky Pens Yo! They can annoy people, which as all shall know that it is my favorite thing to do.”(Kristopher David King aka Bishonen Boy) Another person said that they had this evil teacher that she absolutely hated, who would get angry for no reason. So one day she decided to bring her clicky pen to school. She secretly clicked her pen over and over again under her desk; it drove her evil teacher crazy. She got her comeuppance. MWAHA! Someone else said that she liked them because “you can CLICK (repeat 15,000,000xs)” (Sarah aka Max)
These are some reasons why the judges should vote for our side. Our case is ready for cross-examination.
isn't it sooo pretty and shiny.. ookay.. so i get easily bored.. mwaha.. well.. i think this page is ready for cross examination.. i mean.. wait.. i don't know.. huh? i am confused! AAAHHHHH!
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