Monica's letter to me June 2, 2001
Ahh!!! Ralphy, you're killing me!!!! What are you doing to me? You had me from 'Hello' from the first time you contacted me. Man...I just love you. You...are like Campbells Soup....Mmmmm Mmmmm good.
Funny thing happened this morning. I had to decide whether or not I should send a letter to you or wait another day. Well I couldn't wait. So, I sent it. Figures that your letter came in the mail 2 hours later. I smiled so much when I read your letter that my face started to hurt. There is so many things that I want to say to you. Can I just talk about YOU for a minute? Because I just can't keep this in....I just LOVE< LOVE< LOVE< your honesty. Bruce Lee? Are you telling me that you have tight abs? Why did you have to say that? Now I have this image in my head. Every time you say my name when you write it, it drives me crazy! That's my weakness. When you wrote down my name it's like you're saying it. You don't know what that did to me. And I swear that I didn't put perfume on my letters, I guess my scent rubbed off on them. But now I'm gonna do it just to get back at you. Suffer Ralphy. I have to tell you that I wish for the day to go faster so the mailman could deliver the mail faster. I am so proud of you. I love how you're breaking out of this shell that you've been trapped in. So, you love the Zoo as well? I'll take you to the Zoo, the movies, a drive-in, a carriage ride, where ever you want to go. I need a typical Ralphy day. Like from when you get up to when you go to bed at night. I need details, details, details. Do you still wear glasses or is it contacts? Is your hair long, or still short? Do your eyes change color sometimes? What do you dream about at night? Who's your role model? If you were a fruit, what would you be and why? Just kidding. I just threw that one in. Anyways, asta la vista baby!
Your new mocha momma, Monica |